I have never, ever thrown up from laughing to hard, until this; my girlfriend went with me to pick up my Aunties from the airport and she told me this story:
Let’s go, let’s go, we need to leave NOW the girls called to me.
Give me a min, I need to use the bathroom before we leave!
NO, we need to leave NOW, right now, you can go at the restaurant!
Ok, ok… At the restaurant, the girls insist that I order my food first before going to the bathroom, I order my food and then finally get to head to the bathroom! Whew! Sweet relief. Then it begins, I reach for the toilet paper, which was just a little to far away from the toilet and the blasted thing tips, yes, the entire toilet leans over with me. OMG what was I to do, water was splashing, my cheek was smack up against the stall wall (which was very cold btw), I feel like my butt is up in the air. So I started rocking the toilet trying to get it to lean back over.. can you even imagine, only me, sigh, only me. I finally get the toilet rocked back over, clean up and head back to the table. The girls ask me “What the heck took you so long?”, oh my, you don’t even want to know! The waitress comes to the table and says “honey, you look flushed”, to which I reply “You don’t even know the ½ of it!”
We get to the airport and decide to park at one of the hotels and wait a few minutes, I have laughed so hard that I’ve thrown up and have to run in the back door of the hotel and find the bathroom and clean up! It was just tooo funny!
